Dirty Christmas Gift

by Stephen Paul Taylor

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It’s Xmas time and I’m waiting for the gifts
And I’m waiting for your little sister to shut up
And I’m watching the chimney and I’ve left out cookies
Chocolate chip cookies Santa’s kinda kooky
I want to pet his reindeer but I hope they don’t bite
I want ride in his sleigh but I’m scared of heights
I want to believe in him but he seems kinda fake
I wanna be like him because he gives never takes
I wanna kiss all the girls with a bit of mistletoe
I wanna drink egg nog baby let’s go slow
I wanna stop being a slob I wanna play a Xmas show
I wanna hang out with the elves in the slush and snow

X-M-A-S-S
Santa made a little mess
X-M-A-S-S
Santa got a little pissed
X-M-A-S-S
Ill sing carols you’ll undress
X-M-A-S-S
You’re my dirty Xmas gift

It’s Xmas Time and I’m reading Faust
Your gingerbread man needs a gingerbread house
Your gingerbread heart is tasty and nice
I’d invite your brother but he slipped on the ice
He slipped a disc sucks to be him
A hospital Christmas drinking hospital gin
Playing rummy in pygamas
Hanging out with the grandmas
Hanging out with the deadbeats
With the broken legs

X-M-A-S-S
Santa made a little mess
X-M-A-S-S
Santa got a little pissed
X-M-A-S-S
Ill sing carols you’ll undress
X-M-A-S-S
You’re my dirty Xmas gift

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released December 24, 2016

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